Oh dear god I think my brain is melting - Diagnosis Murder guest-starring Quincy? Hunting for a killer who paints the victims like clowns? All over the globe? Wow, and Dick Van Dyke stole Quincy's fiancee too.
"She's an actress"
"Yeah, well she's doing a great job of playing dead"
" I can see it's not my day"
"It's better than hers"
Really, it writes itself, doesn't it?