Have You Ever Felt Your Brain Implode?

Try going to a lunchtime meeting, twenty minutes of which is devoted purely to the relative merits of black vs white backgrounds for powerpoint presentations.

On the upside there was the tale about the CEO who called his PA when she was on her lunch to tell her to come back to the office because a button had fallen off his shirt. And she had to sort it out now. With a needle and thread. And why on earth would he need to take his shirt off?

One day all of this will be a fabulous novel/sitcom/film which will be ruined by lazy comparisons to Ricky Gervais's Office.

I can't wait.