My top secret source exclusively reveals:
Daniel Radcliffe - "Totally a man in a child's body. Everything about him is really really small"
Jeff Goldblum - "Really nice. Tall. Not at all letchy, that's just his face"
James Macavoy - "Ab-so-lutely tiny"
Kevin Spacey - "Really believes his own hype. Didn't come across as that Queeny"
Jessica Biel - "Tall and stunning"
Harvey Winstein - "Very fat and creepy looking"
Eddie Izzard - "Looks very normal in the flesh"
Wow, there you have it. Heat magazine eat your heart out.