Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Baftas Exclusive!

My top secret source exclusively reveals:

Daniel Radcliffe - "Totally a man in a child's body. Everything about him is really really small"

Jeff Goldblum - "Really nice. Tall. Not at all letchy, that's just his face"

James Macavoy - "Ab-so-lutely tiny"

Kevin Spacey - "Really believes his own hype. Didn't come across as that Queeny"

Jessica Biel - "Tall and stunning"

Harvey Winstein - "Very fat and creepy looking"

Eddie Izzard - "Looks very normal in the flesh"

Wow, there you have it. Heat magazine eat your heart out.

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