Monday, 16 April 2007

Pearls of Wisdom - Weight.

A magazine once did a survey, and it turns out that in a list of the 'nicest things men can say to women', 'I love you' came in at number 2, whilst 'Have you lost weight?' came in at number 1.


If a woman (well, usually it is women) says 'Have you lost weight?' most of the time it does not mean 'I think you are looking thinner.' It means 'My god I feel so fat right now; everyone is thinner than me, I'm such a corpulent lump of lard, even this fat fuck looks svelt now next to my flabby frame.'


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