Monday 16 April 2007

Pearls of Wisdom - Weight.


A magazine once did a survey, and it turns out that in a list of the 'nicest things men can say to women', 'I love you' came in at number 2, whilst 'Have you lost weight?' came in at number 1.

THAT SAID

If a woman (well, usually it is women) says 'Have you lost weight?' most of the time it does not mean 'I think you are looking thinner.' It means 'My god I feel so fat right now; everyone is thinner than me, I'm such a corpulent lump of lard, even this fat fuck looks svelt now next to my flabby frame.'

Sorry.

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