Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Thoughts on Kate Moss's New Perfume Ad
The bottle looks a bit like a giant butt plug, which is unfortunate, given it's location and Kate's posture.
Kate Moss has been interrupted midway through farting a plume of smoke and isn't pleased about it.
Isn't there some phrase about 'shooting smoke up your arse'?
Is this what 'embracing the night' looks like? I would say this is what 'embracing the staircase after drunkenly tripping over your own feet in Mo*vida' looks like
Velvet Hour sounds like a cheap range of chocolates from the 1980's.
Or some niche evening show at the Four Floors of Whores.
Who the hell would buy this perfume anyway? Even impressionable young women who worship la Moss would know that she wouldn't wear something you could buy in Superdrug next to Charli, Angel and Stunning by Katie Price.
I like her hair.