You might remember my earlier post, about the frankly fantastic Doreen personalised tea coaster I found in Weston Super Mare.
Well, as I found out at Longleat Safari Park, it is not just Doreens the world over who have been faintly insulted via the medium of small bits of cork you put on the table to stop stains. Observe:
This range of coasters truly are designed for passive agressive husbands to bring back for their wives after a stolen weekend with the secretary in some seedy location.
Possible future gems:
Maud from the Italian meaning 'ugly'. She is nice and cheerful. She is friendly and fun.
June from the Sanskrit for 'frigid'. She is proper and just. She is a good mother.
Eileen from the Norse meaning 'stupid twat'. She is lovely and forgiving. And makes nice food.